Monday, December 5, 2011

A Monday Funny

An old German Shepard starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther headed in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepard thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepard exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew! that was close! That old German Shepard nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepard sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they got close enough to hear, the old German Shepard says...

"Where is that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to find me another panther!"

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs. Age and skill with always overcome youth and treachery. Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

My friend Bill sent this to me today, I laughed so hard, I cried. Thanks Bill!


  1. Great one! I put it on facebook...

  2. Thats fantastic! Thank you for sharing. I needed a good laugh.

  3. That dog can think on his feet! Loved it.

  4. put it on my facebook wall hoping that another good story teller will read it. story telling and joke telling is a talent..and a talent that i wish i had.

  5. That is wonderful! Nothing like a good laugh on a cold morning. Thanks

  6. LOL....thank you, that made my day :) ...and I'm stealing it!


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